1) Haven't been champs since the 60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders
the lions are always screwing up
2) The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!!!"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!!!"
3) The detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game...
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.
even thought it was 26-14 at the final 2-minute warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead
4) Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that could have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck
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