Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Lions fucking SUCK big fat ass!!!!

KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Yes the Lions blow dick!! Macon cries in his pillow every night like a little girl.

Several factors have contributed to the Lions' lengthy period of suckitude. At least in the last couple decades:1. They never recovered from Barry Sanders' sudden retirement. He was the face of the team and the best player to play for them probably ever. His leaving unexpectedly really gutted that franchise.2. The Ford family must know nothing about football, because somehow Matt Millen has convinced them that he is a legitimate NFL general manager. He is not. For some reason, they continue to give him chance after chance after chance.3. They have faced good teams in their division over the years. The Packers have been good virtually every year since the Wolf/Holmgren/Favre tandem was put in place in the early '90s. The Vikings and the Bears have been contenders at various times during that period as well. The Lions play those three franchises a total of six games each year.

All of the above are just simple excuses. They're all grown men...strap on the pads and do something with your life!!!

And now Stafford will get his pussy handed to him and be traded.

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