Showing posts with label losers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label losers. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

New Bang Cartoon of 2008 Season


Some view the Detroit Lions’ 0-16 season as imperfection at its finest. But not Bang! Cartoons. In their latest ‘toon, Bang! Cartoons take a look at the perfection that was the Detroit Lions’ 2008 Season.

Urban Dictionary defines the Detroit Lions

The definition of Detroit Lions according to the Urban Dictionary:

1) Haven't been champs since the 60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders
the lions are always screwing up
2) The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!!!"
3) The detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game...
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.
even thought it was 26-14 at the final 2-minute warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead
4) Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that could have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck

Detroit Lions Millen-ium

Chronicle of the Matt Millen era.



Detroit Fan immortalizes losing season

One Detroit Lions fans (yes I do believe there is more than 1) decided to immortalize the losing by tattooing it on his chest.



0-Season

This blog is intended to document and record how terrible the Detroit Lions franchise is, especially the 2008 team that went 0-16. 

No team in the history of the NFL has ever lost 16 games in one season until master architect Matt Millen engineered such a horrid roster that could accomplish this feat. Millen is not the only person who should receive credit for such a spectacular season. Something like this has many heroes. Rod Miranelli deserves much of the credit as well for this accomplishment. Granted Millen had to assemble this ultimate group of losers, but Miranelli had to teach them how to lose together. 

Let's further explore this historic achievement.....